Jason (atanas) wrote,
Jason
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pompous bullshit.

looks like the time has come for a little cocky reflection upon my well-nigh nonexistent social life. i guess a lot has happened since the carefree days of mid-november. ah, the bojana drama...when she tried to trick me into kissing her by saying she was standing under the mistletoe, and my fetching a chair for her to sit on...then unintentionally making her boyfriend uncomfortable (i can never be in a stable relationship with any sane human being, but at least i can disrupt the relationships of others) cuz she sits on me. then an unexpected character surfaced from arizona for new years eve. then i proved that though i may fear i'm a dirty old man sometimes, i can't even recognize someone climbing on me and kissing me to be a proverbial 'move.'
then the latest installment in this danielle steele romance novel, 'cookie girl.' who has now gone off to the netherlands to pork her ex-boyfriend after milking me like the fairground heiffer for one and a half weeks. but at least the metaphysical angst that tortures me everyday incarnated itself into sort of sweaty making out in a room with a one millimeter picture of the bay, punctuated by tales about ponies and kittens from the unofficial autobiography of cookie girl.
now she's run off to holland and now i'm preparing to go to arizona where a rare but hideous genetic deformity in the human population forces people to like me. i didn't tell cookie girl i was going for quite a while, and when i did start to let her in on the secret it took a while for it to run its course: 'i'm going to arizona to visit friends.' 'i'm going to arizona to visit specifically female friends and a professor.' 'i'm going to arizona to visit my professor and some female friends, one of whom may have tried to make-out with me.' ''i'm going to arizona to visit my professor and female friends, one of whom may have tried to make-out with me when she drove for 30 hours to visit me on new years eve.' '''i'm going to arizona to visit my professor and some female friends, one of whom may have tried to make-out with me when she drove for 30 hours to visit me on new years eve, and who sends me charmingly obsessive postcards.' 'i'm going to arizona to visit my professor and some female friends, one of whom may have tried to make-out with me when she drove for 30 hours to visit me on new years eve, and who sends me charmingly obsessive postcards. and my professor according to all indicators also appears to be obsessed with me and i'm reasonably certain wants to make out with me as well.'
yar, what more can there be to say? i suppose it's better i stop casually seeing cookie girl because we didn't seem able to do homework together. i don't see how any prospective love can surmount that obstacle.
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